WEEKLY COMIC: Armoir of God

HUMOR: Thinful!

Not mine.  From here.

  The church was badly in need of a coat of paint. So the pastor decided he'd do the job himself. But all he had was one bucket of paint. So he got a bunch of buckets and some water, and he thinned the paint enough to cover the entire church. Then he spent all day painting. That night it rained—very hard—and washed all the paint off. The pastor was quite discouraged and asked God, 'Why...why God, did you let it rain and wash off all my hard work?'
      To which God thundered his reply, 'Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!'

HUMOR: Thinful!

Not mine.  From here.

  The church was badly in need of a coat of paint. So the pastor decided he'd do the job himself. But all he had was one bucket of paint. So he got a bunch of buckets and some water, and he thinned the paint enough to cover the entire church. Then he spent all day painting. That night it rained—very hard—and washed all the paint off. The pastor was quite discouraged and asked God, 'Why...why God, did you let it rain and wash off all my hard work?'
      To which God thundered his reply, 'Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!'

WEEKLY COMIC: Puns Under the Sea

BONUS COMIC: All About Marketing

HUMOR: Groan-inducing humor.

Not mine.  From here.

Q. Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean? A. Because he knew there was something fishy about it. 

Q. Why didn’t Noah go fishing?A. He only had two worms.  

Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court. 

Q. How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?A. By his net income. 

Q. Who was the fastest runner in the race?A. Adam, because he was first in the human race. 

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. Ruthless.

WEEKLY COMIC: Parabolic Funny

WEEKLY COMIC: Too much punnage!

A pun a day keeps the doctor away!

HUMOR: Truly Ironic

Not mine. From here.

"There will be a meeting of the Board immediately after the service," announced the pastor.

After the close of the service, the Church Board gathered at the back of the auditorium for the announced meeting. But there was a stranger in their midst -- a visitor who had never attended their church before.

"My friend," said the pastor, "Didn't you understand that this is a meeting of the Board?"

"Yes," said the visitor, "and after today's sermon, I suppose I'm just about as bored as anyone else who came to this meeting."

So very punny

HUMOR: Who is Pilate?

Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed four people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent. "The flight to Egypt," said Kyle.

"I see ... And that must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus," Ms. Terri said.

"But who's the fourth person?"

"Oh, that's Pontius -- the Pilot!"

All too punny

So very punny

From here.

That doesn't mean what you think it means

Everyone is a critic

Funny can be PUNishing

Punny or Funny or Both?