HUMOR: Yuck!

Not mine.  From here.

  A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table. "Mind if I have a few?" he asks.
      "No, not at all!" the woman replied.
      They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most of the bowl. "I'm terribly sorry for eating all your peanuts, I really just meant to eat a few."
      "Oh, that's all right," the woman says. "Ever since I lost my teeth all I can do is suck the chocolate off them."