Two friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window.
"This reminds me of Finnegan," remarked one.
"What about Finnegan?" inquired the other.
"There's a story that Finnegan died, and when he greeted the Apostle Peter, he said: 'It's a fine job you've had here for a long time.'
'Well, Finnegan,' said Peter, 'Here we count a million years as a minute and a million dollars as a cent.'
'Ah!' said Finnegan, 'I'm needing cash. Lend me a cent.'
'Sure,' said Peter, 'just wait a minute.'"
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
HUMOR: Millions
Not mine. From here.
