BONUS COMIC: Not the Kind of Church Dinner I Want!

WEEKLY COMIC: Sabbath Irony

HUMOR: Ask and you shall recieve

Found on the web.

David is a successful business man and he is about to conclude the deal of his life that is if he can find somewhere to park his car and get to his meeting in time. He tours the streets, it's the rush hour, there's nowhere to park and Dave starts sweating. As a last resort he starts praying:  

"Dear God, please help me find a place to park my car. I will do anything, I promise I will go to Sunday School, I will go to church every Sunday, I will make a donation to the local hospital and school, I will visit my mother in the hospital, anything you want, But please please..."  

then, right in front of his office building, a limo goes away and frees the biggest parking space ever.
"Oh forget about it God, I got one!"

Talking to You

Therefore God again set a certain day, calling it Today...

From Coach Michelina...

It's all in a day's work

It's a good question

Irony

What's in a name?

We resemble that remark!

X Marks the Spot

HUMOR: You be Jesus

A pastor’s wife was preparing pancakes for her young sons. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their Mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, "Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait." The oldest boy turned to his younger brother and said, "You be Jesus."

Details, details...

From here.

Irony in Extremis

It's all about timing

Scheduling Conflicts