PHOTO OF THE WEEK: Funny Parking Sign

HUMOR: Ask and you shall recieve

Found on the web.

David is a successful business man and he is about to conclude the deal of his life that is if he can find somewhere to park his car and get to his meeting in time. He tours the streets, it's the rush hour, there's nowhere to park and Dave starts sweating. As a last resort he starts praying:  

"Dear God, please help me find a place to park my car. I will do anything, I promise I will go to Sunday School, I will go to church every Sunday, I will make a donation to the local hospital and school, I will visit my mother in the hospital, anything you want, But please please..."  

then, right in front of his office building, a limo goes away and frees the biggest parking space ever.
"Oh forget about it God, I got one!"

HUMOR: Parking Etiquette

A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. So he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block 100 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES."

When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note. "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION."