WEEKLY COMIC: Spare Me!

BONUS HUMOR: Is God handy?

Not mine.  From here.

Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother. His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful.
     
      His grandmother remarked... "doesn't it look like an artist painted this scenery? Did you know God painted this just for you?"
     
      Bobby said, "Yes, God did it and he did it left handed."
     
      This confused his grandmother a bit, and she asked him "What makes you say God did this with his left hand?"
     
      "Well," said Bobby, "we learned at Sunday School last week that Jesus sits on God's right hand!"

HUMOR: Confusion

Found on the internet.

This is a story about a little girl who, on the way home from church, turned to her mother and said, "Mommy, the Preacher's sermon this morning confused me." The mother said, "Oh! Why is that?" The girl replied, "Well, he said that God is bigger than we are. Is that true?" "Yes, that's true," the mother replied. "He also said that God lives within us. Is that true, too?" Again the mother replied, "Yes." "Well," said the girl. "If God is bigger than us and He lives in us, wouldn't He show through?"