HUMOR: Millions

Not mine. From here.

Two friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window.

"This reminds me of Finnegan," remarked one.

"What about Finnegan?" inquired the other.

"There's a story that Finnegan died, and when he greeted the Apostle Peter, he said: 'It's a fine job you've had here for a long time.'
'Well, Finnegan,' said Peter, 'Here we count a million years as a minute and a million dollars as a cent.'
'Ah!' said Finnegan, 'I'm needing cash. Lend me a cent.'
'Sure,' said Peter, 'just wait a minute.'"